9 good issues about Trump’s second inauguration—no, actually

Sure, it sucks that Donald Trump is president once more. However listed below are 9 silver linings about his inauguration ceremony on Monday:

1. You may honor Martin Luther King Jr. on his birthday as an alternative.

And you need to. 

Allow us to rise-up tonight with a larger readiness. Allow us to stand with larger dedication. And allow us to transfer on in these highly effective days, as of late of problem to make America what it must be.

2. Former first girl Michelle Obama refused to bless him along with her presence.

3. Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi additionally had higher issues to do.

4. Melania Trump will most likely give us a complete new “fuck this guy” gif to snigger about.

5. He needed to have a teeny, tiny inauguration indoors as a result of he’s too previous and feeble to tolerate the chilly climate outdoors.

6. And as soon as once more, his is smaller than President Barack Obama’s.

7. His MAGA supporters are already pissed at him for bailing on an outside occasion and denying them the prospect to observe in particular person.

8. He nonetheless couldn’t get Elton John to carry out for him.

9. Better of all, it will likely be his final one. Ever.

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