To cite Taylor Swift, we hope Invoice Maher is prepared for it.
And by it, we imply the acute wrath of probably the most devoted fanbase on the planet.
On the latest episode of his podcast, you see, the HBO host and alleged comic was speaking to the Hawk Tuah Lady (actual title: Haliey Welch).
Due to course he was, proper?
For some motive, the dialog ultimately turned to Swift’s relationship with Kansas Metropolis Chiefs tight finish Travis Kelce.
“I’m sure she’s a lovely person, but the whole thing with the football player,” Maher mentioned, instantly sounding like a moron, making it sound as if he doesn’t know the title of Kelce.
Maher continued:
“I just felt like 35 was a little old to be like, ‘My boyfriend’s a football player and I wear his jersey to the game with his number on it!’ I mean, come on.”
How dare Swift be supportive and have enjoyable, you understand?
Welch fortunately defended Swift from Maher dumb and random assault, saying merely:
“Whatever makes her happy. If that’s what she wants to do and it makes her happy, it ain’t got nothin’ to do with me.”
Maher largely agreed with this apparent level.
However he wasn’t accomplished trashing Swift and coming throughout like a complete and full fool.
“He’s gonna dump her, though, You know that?” Maher went on. “With her, it’s like the Gatorade at the Super Bowl, you know you’re gonna get dumped. You just don’t know when.”
Wow. What a hilarious joke.
By most accounts, after all, Kelce and Swift are loads nearer to getting married than they’re to splitting up.
“You gotta think about it this way,” Welch mentioned, taking part in together with Maher’s premise. “If he does that, can you imagine the next album we’re gonna get off of that?”
Maher proceeded to say Swift persevering with to sing about her ex-lovers was “very tacky” and mentioned it could be time for Swift to have a look within the mirror.
“It does seem like such a recurrent theme,” he argued. “At some point, you just wanna say, maybe you should write a song called ‘Maybe It’s Me.’”
Sure, Taylor Swift is so cheesy that she has the love of a robust, good man; the love of tens of millions of individuals across the globe; and the highest-grossing tour within the historical past of music.
Will she quickly add a diamond ring to this assortment?
“It’s not even on his radar,” an insider lately advised Us Weekly about Kelce’s proposing.
“Marriage is something he takes very seriously and not something he would ever just jump into without giving it some careful consideration.”
