Look, we don’t imply to be crass, okay?
However we additionally simply want to inform it like it’s.
And it’s like this:
Kody Brown simply principally referred to his three ex-wives as c-m dumpsters.
On the newest episode of Sister Wives, Kody delved into his failed romances with Christine (who left him in November 2021), Janelle (who left him a yr later) and Meri (who left him in January 2023).
He had some very adverse issues to say about all three girls, too.
“I was in terrible relationships but wasn’t willing to discard them, didn’t want to discard them,” Kody mentioned in a confessional. “[I] didn’t even know I was in terrible relationships.”
Kody went on to confer with his marriage to Robyn Brown as “normal” and stuffed with “emotional intimacy,” contrasting it to his trio of religious unions.
“Some people call it F&F. And the second word is fight. Or F&F and the first word is fight,” the fact TV star really mentioned, including:
That doesn’t create intimacy, that simply creates orgasms.
We’re critical, people.
These have been phrases that got here out of Kody Brown’s mouth.
Kody — who, for the file, had not gotten orgasmic with Meri in over a decade earlier than the couple break up — was particularly harsh on this ex throughout the episode.
“This marriage was on the rocks the entire marriage,” he mentioned of Meri, with whom he exchanged vows in 1990 and from whom he divorced in 2014.
“And how would I know that? Because I had such a better relationship with Janelle, with Christine, with Robyn and Janelle and Christine didn’t survive.”
Kody even mentioned he ought to have dumped Meri 25 years in the past, having beforehand blamed God for why he caught round past that.
“Don’t blame me for not loving you. I was doing my duty,” Kody additionally mentioned in a confessional. “Blame yourself if I don’t love you, okay?”
We actually hope Meri, Janelle and Christine watched this installment and have been extra grateful than ever earlier than for having walked away from such an terrible human being.
“My choice was always to stay. Had I wanted to leave sooner, I would have left sooner,” Meri informed Kody on Sunday’s episode, noting she took the steps to “terminate” their union with their church.
Fortunately, it appears as if Meri has moved on at this level.
She will do so significantly better than a man who has little interest in her as an individual in any method, form or type.
“I don’t want any more enemies, and I don’t want another loss,” Kody informed viewers. “I just hope that in the future, Meri will call me when she’s got something fun to share.”
When she’s bought one thing enjoyable to share.
What a sweetheart.
