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The wit and knowledge of Warren Buffett

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Editorial Board Published May 7, 2025
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Fortune met Warren Buffett accidentally in 1966. I used to be writing an investing article about one other man, Alfred Winslow Jones, who wasn’t well-known at that second, however was about to be due to the article. Jones was working one thing known as a hedge fund, and Fortune’s description of what that was and the way Jones operated began a miniboom within the hedge fund enterprise. Buffett Partnership Ltd. — a kind of competitor of Jones’s fund — acquired a single line within the article. To my eternal dismay, I misspelled Buffett, giving it just one “t.”

A bit later, my husband, John Loomis, met Buffett and got here house saying, “I think I have just met the smartest investor in the country.” I’m certain my eyes rolled. However then I, too, acquired to know Warren (and his fantastic late first spouse, Susie) and realized how spectacular this largely unknown fellow was. The Loomises purchased inventory in his small firm, Berkshire Hathaway (BRKA); we turned good pals of the Buffetts; and in the end I turned the professional bono editor of his more and more well-known annual letter to shareholders.

In the meantime, Fortune set off on a long-term course of masking Buffett. He acquired two paragraphs and an image in a 1970 Fortune story known as “Hard Times Come to the Hedge Funds” — his fund was a rarity, having 13 straight years of income — and by 1977 we had been working a 7,000-word piece by Buffett on “How Inflation Swindles the Equity Investor.”

Now, 46 years after Fortune first met the person, we have now a ebook, Faucet Dancing to Work, that collects every part vital we’ve performed about him (and a few lighter stuff too), with commentary written by me. All of the articles talked about above, from the A.W. Jones story on, are in it — and that’s simply the beginning. In complete, the ebook is a Buffett banquet.

What follows are some alternative quotes from its pages and a number of pictures that mark the passing of time, as Buffett grew into an investor/supervisor/philanthropist whose place in historical past is assured. One factor is definite: We’re awfully glad to have been there because it occurred.

A coda: In 1966, when Fortune first met Warren Buffett, Berkshire’s inventory (at present’s Class A) was $22. In early November, it was about $130,000.

Seventies

January 1970: Laborious instances come to the hedge funds
“Buffett’s record has been extraordinarily good. In his thirteen years of operation … he compounded his investors’ money at a 24% annual rate … [Now] Buffett is quitting the hedge fund game.”

Could 1977: How inflation swindles the fairness investor
“Most of those in public office, quite understandably, are firmly against inflation and firmly in favor of policies producing it,” wrote Buffett.

Eighties

Aug. 22, 1983: Letters from chairman Buffett
“The market, like the Lord, helps those who help themselves. But, unlike the Lord, the market does not forgive those who know not what they do.”

Dec. 26, 1983: Are you able to beat the inventory market?
In investing, says Buffett, “you wait for the 3 and 0 pitch.”

Jan. 20, 1986: Merger charges that bend the thoughts
“Buffett is so smart,” remembers Bruce Wasserstein, “that you had to be careful to avoid being picked.”

Sept. 29, 1986: Do you have to go away all of it to the youngsters?
“Would anyone say the best way to pick a championship Olympic team is to select the sons and daughters of those who won 20 years ago? [That would be] a crazy way for a society to compete.”

Dec. 7, 1987: Early fears about index futures
“We do not need more people gambling in nonessential instruments identified with the stock market in this country, nor brokers who encourage them to do so … We need the intelligent commitment of investment capital, not leveraged market wagers.”

April 11, 1988: The within story of Warren Buffett
“With few exceptions, when a manager with a reputation for brilliance tackles a business with a reputation for poor fundamental economics, it is the reputation of the business that remains intact.”

Oct. 30, 1989: Are these the brand new Warren Buffetts?
“You don’t need a rocket scientist. Investing is not a game where the 160 IQ guy beats the guy with the 130 IQ … Rationality is essential when others are making decisions based on short-term greed or fear. That is when the money is made.”

Nineteen Nineties

April 22, 1991: Buffett buys junk
“There are a lot of things I wish I’d done in hindsight. But I don’t think much of hindsight generally in terms of investment decisions. You only get paid for what you do.”

Jan. 10, 1994: Now hear this
“Paul Mozer’s paying $30,000 and is sentenced to prison for four months. Salomon’s shareholders — including me — paid $290 million, and I got sentenced to 10 months as CEO.”

March 20, 1995: Untangling the derivatives mess
“Buffett says he’d deal with derivatives by requiring every CEO to affirm in his annual report that he understands each derivatives contract his company has entered into. ‘Put that in,’ says Buffett, ‘and I suspect you’ll fix up just about every problem that exists.’ ”

Feb. 5, 1996: Gates on Buffett
“You should invest in a business that even a fool can run, because someday a fool will.”

Oct. 27, 1997: Warren Buffett’s wild journey at Salomon
Wanting again on the Salomon disaster: As soon as Buffett turned interim chairman, he was requested by a reporter how he would deal with needing to be in each New York and Omaha. “My mother has sewn my name in my underwear, so it will be all right,” he answered.

July 20, 1998: The Invoice and Warren present
“In most acquisitions, it’s better to be the target rather than the acquirer. The acquirer pays for the fact that he gets to haul back to his cave the carcass of the conquered animal.”

Nov. 22, 1999: Mr. Buffett on the inventory market
“I think it’s hard to come up with a persuasive case that equities over the next 17 years will perform anything like — anything like — they’ve performed in the past 17. If I had to pick the most probable return, from dividends and appreciation combined, that investors in aggregate … would earn … it would be 6%.”

2000s

Feb. 19, 2001: The worth machine
“[Berkshire] reminds me of Mickey Mouse as the Sorcerer’s Apprentice in Fantasia. His problem was floods of water. Ours is cash.”

Dec. 10, 2001: Warren Buffett on the inventory market
“To refer to a personal taste of mine, I’m going to buy hamburgers the rest of my life. When hamburgers go down in price, we sing the ‘Hallelujah Chorus’ in the Buffett household. When hamburgers go up in price, we weep. For most people, it’s the same with everything in life they will be buying — except stocks. When stocks go down and you can get more for your money, people don’t like them anymore.”

Nov. 11, 2002: The oracle of every part
“The bubble has popped, but stocks are still not cheap …”

March 17, 2003: Avoiding a mega-catastrophe
“Derivatives are financial weapons of mass destruction, carrying dangers that, while now latent, are potentially lethal.”

March 11, 2005: The perfect recommendation I ever acquired
“I had $9,800 at the end of 1950 and by 1956, I had $150,000. I figured with that I could live like a king.”

July 10, 2006: Warren Buffett provides it away
“I know what I want to do, and it makes sense to get started.”

April 28, 2008: What Warren thinks
“It seems everybody says [the recession] will be short and shallow, but it looks like it’s just the opposite. You know, deleveraging by its nature takes a lot of time, a lot of pain.”

June 23, 2008: Buffett’s massive guess
“A number of smart people are involved in running hedge funds. But to a great extent, their efforts are self-neutralizing, and their IQ will not overcome the costs they impose on investors. Investors, on average and over time, will do better with a low-cost index fund than with a group of funds of funds.”

July 6, 2010: My philanthropic pledge
“My wealth has come from a combination of living in America, some lucky genes, and compound interest … My being [born] male and white also removed huge obstacles that a majority of Americans then faced … Fate’s distribution of long straws is wildly capricious.”

Tailored from Faucet Dancing to Work: Warren Buffett on Virtually All the things, 1966–2012, collected and expanded by Carol J. Loomis, revealed by Portfolio/Penguin, on sale Nov. 21, 2012. © 2012 Time Inc.

A shorter model of this story appeared within the December 3, 2012 concern of Fortune. 

This story was initially featured on Fortune.com

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