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Jason Kelce Calls George Washington a ‘F**king Neanderthal’ & Compares Him to Colts Legend Johnny Unitas

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Editorial Board Published June 27, 2024
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The previous Philadelphia Eagles star, Jason Kelce resides his greatest life post-retirement. His latest participation within the New Heights podcast, sponsored by Crown Royal, wherein he was joined by his brother,  the favored Kansas Metropolis Chiefs’ TE, Travis Kelce was yet one more attention-grabbing entourage. The dialogue took a fascinating flip, as Jason drew a parallel between the founding fathers of the US and the NFL entities. Fascinating, proper?

Jason certainly has probably the most unconventional insights with regards to the NFL. In ep. 96, because the staff filmed the episode dwell from the Passyunk Avenue Bar in London, the dialog shifts to the founding fathers. Jason remarks, “We’re going to start off with old horse mouth George Washington, father of the country, commander in chief of the Continental Army, and the first president of the United States. Wooden teeth, we’ve actually found out they’re not wooden. Yeah, that’s what… They’ve gone to wooden teeth to hide the fact that this guy was a f**king Neanderthal.”

Speaking about his magnanimous physique, he additional provides, “He was a ginger, 6’2”, 174-pound man, who again within the day, that may be a monstrous human being, imposing determine, and first president of our nation.”

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With an astounding tackle Washington’s persona, Jason places one-on-one collectively to find out who can equal Washington within the NFL because the founding father. Taking a roundabout of your entire historical past, contemplating “the old school NFL” and racking their brains to call the legendary gamers (no coaches), they arrive to an understanding it’s “Johnny Unitas.”

Unitas was certainly a pioneering QB, not “because he’s playing, but he’s also commanding.” Considered certainly one of all-time biggest QBs, he performed 18 seasons with the Baltimore Colts, successful three NFL Championships, and three MVP awards, amongst different accolades. And, amongst others, he finds a number one acceptance on the size of comparability to Washington.

Whereas Kelce thought of Unitas for his management at par with Washington, in different domains, like “physical imposing figure,” he equaled him to Calais Campbell for his commanding stature throughout 17 NFL seasons with the Miami Dolphins.

Additionally they convey Nick Foles to the dialogue however for a really totally different purpose. It’s for his tall and goofy persona. Jason remarks, “He’s a tall dude. He’s a tall man. He’s kind of goofy. I could see Nick having some horse teeth. He ain’t got horse teeth.”

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In addition to Washington, they think about yet one more staggering founding father for the NFL comparisons.

Benjamin Franklin and his NFL counterparts

The latest podcast took all shades of quirkiness, as they introduced Benjamin Franklin into the dialog. Jason remarks, “Oh, Benny. Benny. Benny and the Jets. Electric. Genius inventor. Limited mobility. Also, he was 5’9”, 220 kilos. In all probability a lineman, proper? Or is he a coach? He’s both not enjoying. He’s identical to commanding. I really feel like he’s a coach. I believe he’s a coach.” However who’s his NFL counterpart?

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Calling Franklin a “schemer,” and discovering his parallel, the primary title that pops up is Kyle Shanahan, presently teaching the San Francisco 49ers. “Who’s a schemer? I mean, it’s got to be Kyle Shanahan.” Franklin can also be likened to Andy Reid for his “innovative” offenses and Invoice Walsh for revolutionizing soccer along with his “West Coast Offense.” Vince Lombardi, “who really laid the foundation for things and was inventive of the time,” additionally embodies Franklin’s traits. Even Invoice Belichick will get a point out for being “a smooth operator.”

Actually, Jason Kelce has probably the most insightful understanding of the NFL world, each the gamers and coaches, as he drew such enthralling comparisons.

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