Melania Trump may not return to the White Home together with her husband in January, however she is going to fortunately go to New York to work a seasonal grift. The returning first woman used Fox Information’ airwaves Friday to hawk her e-book, some Christmas ornaments—and gaudy jewellery, in fact.
After hyping the sit-down as Melania’s “first interview since winning the election,” the braintrust at “Fox & Friends” chatted with the president-elect’s aloof partner earlier than segueing into the laborious promote.
“We’re not too far away from Christmas. And as it turns out, your book is on The New York Times Best Seller lists,” host Steve Doocy stated. “It’s also a fantastic last-minute gift. It’s the perfect size to put in a big stocking. It’s a great stocking stuffer.”
Launched through the 2024 election cycle, Melania’s memoir was an excuse to lazily marketing campaign for her husband whereas selling her wares with unusual movies—all whereas unabashedly capitalizing on the assassination try towards her husband.
Doing her greatest impression of a QVC host, Melania received right down to brass tacks (virtually actually) by hawking a brand new line of brass Christmas ornaments.
“These are very patriotic this year, as you could see. It’s all red, white and blue,” she defined.
The ornaments price $90 with the “option of a digital collectible.” Is that too steep a value for a garish gold-plated brass decoration? You may get one thing related from Melania for simply $75, in the event you’re on a price range. However wait—there’s extra!
The “Lady Liberty” necklace seems like a gold-plated Statue of Liberty memorial coin and prices a cool $600. If you wish to appear like you bought swindled in your journey to the Large Apple, run over there and purchase it now!
The Trump household crest might simply function a huckster truck and a snake oil salesman. Whether or not it’s steaks, NFT buying and selling playing cards, cryptocurrency, gold sneakers, or Christmas memorabilia, the Trumps are prepared to promote something for a buck. At the very least Melania’s newest grift is extra seasonal than the guitars her husband was lately promoting.
Probabilities that Melania forgoes the White Home altogether and easily posts up at Fox Information to hawk jewellery and no matter else she will be able to promote to MyPillow devotees appear excessive. Sorry, Mike Lindell: Fox Information is now the MAGA dwelling purchasing community.
