Former congressman, briefly working towards lawyer, alleged little one intercourse trafficker, and confirmed soundbite-chaser Matt Gaetz withdrew from consideration as Donald Trump’s lawyer common amid a brand new allegation of intercourse with a minor on Thursday. The transfer instantly sparked robust reactions and predictions about what comes subsequent for him.
However this isn’t a narrative about what comes subsequent for Gaetz. Within the 15 days because the presidential election was known as for Trump, he’s unleashed a barrage of unserious nominees for his Cupboard. A stunning variety of Trump’s TV-alumni dream group members are steeped in scandal, very similar to Expensive Chief himself, and are crumbling below probably the most nominal of scrutiny—which makes you marvel if Group Trump is aware of find out how to do a Google.
With Gaetz out of the way in which, which junk drawer nominee will likely be taken down by their very own nonsense subsequent?
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Pete Hegseth, Protection secretary
The Fox Information host—who was flagged by his fellow servicemen as an “insider threat”—is Trump’s choose to run the Pentagon, although that was introduced earlier than allegations surfaced that he was accused of rape by a fellow Republican in 2017 and paid an undisclosed sum to his alleged sufferer to make all of it go away. On Wednesday, the police report was launched, and it’s horrific.
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Well being and Human Companies secretary
The namesake of the beloved second son of Camelot is a household pariah who joined the Trump marketing campaign in October after folding his personal ridiculous run for the nation’s high workplace. At present Trump’s choose to go up Well being and Human Companies, the mind worm-havin’, bear cub dumpin’, whale head haulin’, chemtrail embracin’ antivaxxer additionally has some not-so-sexy scandals of his personal. And on Thursday, CNN’s KFILE revealed RFK Jr. blasted “Hitler” Trump and his “outright Nazi” MAGA supporters.
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Gov. Kristi Noem, Homeland Safety secretary
This famed dog-killer from North Dakota is banned on all tribal lands within the state she guidelines with an iron fist, and allegedly cheated on her husband with Trump’s beloved adviser Corey Lewandowski. Heading up Homeland Safety could possibly be a candy reward for Noem enduring Trump’s 39-minute dance occasion in October.
Linda McMahon, Schooling secretary
This billionaire daughter-slapper constructed the World Wrestling Leisure empire with husband, Vince McMahon. 4 years after her disastrous flip as head of the Small Enterprise Administration below Trump 1.0, she’s again to body-slam the Division of Schooling, regardless of beforehand mendacity about her utter lack of schooling in schooling. Predictably, she comes together with her personal baggage: She’s been accused of enabling a sexual predator who abused underage “ring boys” for many years.
Mehmet Oz, Facilities for Medicare and Medicaid Companies administrator
Dr. Phil’s solely true competitor for the title of “Worst TV Doctor” is again within the political highlight two years after his disastrous carpetbagging try and flip a Senate seat in Pennsylvania. Whereas Dr. Ouncesdoesn’t appear to have any sexual assault allegations holding him again, he is a identified quack who took a web page out of the Alex Jones playbook and made hundreds of thousands via dietary supplements he pushed on his viewers with a aspect of junk science.
Former Rep. Sean Duffy, Transportation secretary
Maybe the least well-known of Trump’s roster of camera-chasing Cupboard picks, this unproductive congressional quitter’s IMDb web page kicks off with an early season of MTV’s “The Real World” and two seasons of that community’s “Road Rules,” the place he offered himself as a laidback lumberjack from Wisconsin. Since leaving his low-paying gig within the Home mid-term in 2019, Duffy and his “Real World” alumna spouse have saved a roof over the pinnacle of their 9 kids by shrieking right-wing speaking factors on Fox Information.
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Former Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, director of nationwide intelligence
This Hawaii congressperson-turned-Democratic presidential candidate-turned former Democrat is reviled for palling round with Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad and echoing Kremlin speaking factors like a toddler studying to cuss.
Elon Musk, co-head of made-up division named after a meme
This sketchy South African native is the world’s richest man, even after pouring gobs of cash into Trump’s marketing campaign and operating the city sq. previously referred to as Twitter into the bottom. Transphobic as hell and much more anti-labor, this black-clad billionaire is a identified tax-dodger who pretends to discovered revolutionary corporations. Musk has been virtually glued to the president-elect’s aspect since Election Day, a lot to his cadre of nepo-babies’ dismay.
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That is only a partial record of Trump’s disastrous deliberate Cupboard, however we don’t have all day—and if we record all of them, another person would possibly withdraw earlier than we’re carried out.
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So what say you? Who would be the subsequent junk drawer choose to fall?
