Jordan Klepper mocked President Donald Trump’s incoherent messages and weird Oval Workplace press convention with Elon Musk throughout Wednesday’s episode of “The Daily Show.”
“We’re not going to buy anything,” Trump blathered in a single such incoherent message after being requested about his unpopular plan to take over Gaza. “We’re going to have it and we’re going to keep it, and we’re going to make sure that there’s going to be peace, and there’s not going to be any problem, and nobody’s going to question it.”
“Trump is like a Jedi who doesn’t have the force,” Klepper joked. “One thing I find weird about Donald Trump saying he wants to run Gaza is that from what we’ve seen so far, he barely wants to run the United States.”
The primary goal of Trump’s press convention appeared to be the announcement that Musk and his crew of racist DOGE children have been given much more—very unconstitutional—energy.
“Yes, Elon Musk is now in charge of all government heilings … hirings, hirings. Sorry, I didn’t say that right,” Klepper mentioned in a nod to Musk’s Nazi tendencies.
Klepper then performed a clip from what may need been essentially the most Orwellian second of the press convention: Musk explaining why he, an unelected billionaire with nothing however monetary conflicts of curiosity, was wiping his toes with the Structure.
“If the people cannot vote and have their will be decided by their elected representatives and in the form of the president and the Senate and the House, then we don’t live in a democracy,” Musk mentioned. “We live in a bureaucracy. So it’s incredibly important that the president, the House, the Senate decide what happens as opposed to a large unelected bureaucracy.”
“Wow. I mean, you see why this guy’s a genius? You don’t want an unelected bureaucrat running the country. It makes a lot of sense. No questions here … I do have one question, though: Isn’t that you?” Klepper mentioned
“Am I going crazy? Because it feels like I’m watching Drake sing ‘Not Like Us’ at karaoke,” he added. “Like, does he not know?”
