I wish to test in on QAnon’s present dwelling (I’m not linking to or naming the positioning on goal), so think about my delight when their consideration was centered on the upcoming presidential debate between President Joe Biden and the harmful insurrectionist Donald Trump.
Belief me, that is good.
The publish was titled “Joe Biden Will Be Forced to Stand for 90 Minutes with No Notes, Props, Pen, or Paper and No Interaction with Staff during Presidential Debate,” and sure, that’s the way it was capitalized.
Observe: These are the foundations Biden requested for. However sure, the conservatives who purchase into the “cognitive decline” nonsense have satisfied themselves that the dearth of notes will by some means hamper the president.
But they’ve seen Biden in motion, like at this yr’s State of the Union handle, which is why they’re preemptively making excuses. Right here’s one:
Good factors, although I’d guess he might be wired up in someway with solutions and responses being fed to him. Additionally remembering that DJT recommended he have a drug take a look at earlier than hand … fairly positive he might be ‘bumped’ up 🙂
Actually, “he’s taking magical drugs to perk him up … but only part of the time” is among the many dumbest right-wing conspiracy theories of the day.
1. Biden will discover excuse/purpose to terminate
2. Biden camp might be supplied the questions forward of time
3. Biden camp might be supplied the questions forward of time and help within the type of a particular communication machine
Certainly, it’s the Trump camp that’s frightened of the talk and seeking to persuade Trump to bail, from Fox Information host Sean Hannity to former Trump adviser Steve Bannon.
And keep in mind, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was additionally accused of getting the questions forward of time when she plastered Trump of their first debate in 2016, all as a result of she was capable of reply such hardball questions as “Why are you a better choice than your opponent to create the kinds of jobs that will put more money into the pockets of American workers?” and “How do you bring back … jobs, American manufacturers?” and “So how do you heal the [racial] divide?”
Trump and his backers assume that as a result of he by no means prepares for something, different individuals should additionally present up unprepared to essential occasions.
However hey, CNN secretly revealed their inquiries to me, so Trump can get a heads-up as effectively:
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Mr. Trump, you mentioned in 2016 that somebody underneath potential prison indictment shouldn’t run for president. You’ve now been convicted of a number of felonies and can quickly face three extra trials. How do you reconcile your previous criticism together with your present actuality?
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Mr. Biden, People are feeling the pressures of inflation. What would you say to those that assume you haven’t delivered in your guarantees of financial prosperity?
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Mr. Trump, Republicans have suffered electorally for the reason that Supreme Courtroom overturned Roe v. Wade and eradicated federal protections for abortion. What’s your place on abortion?
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Mr. Biden, there are ongoing issues about your age and your means to proceed performing this demanding job for the following 4 years. How do you reply?
It’s freakin’ apparent stuff. It’s not our fault that Trump and his QAnon buddies are too lazy and/or ignorant to learn the room (or something of substance, actually).
Biden positively wants a medication take a look at previous to the talk AND he must be bodily checked to insure there’s no hidden ear piece.
They’ll solely ship the “smartest Biden.”
It will likely be a double of some type as a result of that man isn’t capable of stand lengthy, speak with out notes, or assume for himself. He can hardly learn a teleprompter.
So when Trump goes on stage and acts completely regular and competent, it should even be due to an earpiece, medication, or a physique double—proper? After all not. These individuals imagine a story so simply disproved by actuality.
I imagine that’s the reason he takes 10 days off ….SO that they’ll go over the way in which they need him to reply each query and you already know they have already got the checklist of questions) advert nauseum. What’s going to be humorous is when he solutions one query with the reply to a different after all the moderators might be instructed to ask the questions in a particular order). You simply gotta know they’re going to drug him up and put a bug in his ear for positive.
Now the massive conspiracy is that Biden is making ready …
President Trump ought to this say on his first query: ….”First, Thank you for this opportunity. Joe, are you wearing an ear piece?” Even when he is not, that query from Trump will utterly throw him off and he’ll be agitated from the start! Epic!
Uh, Biden would say, “No. Are you?”
EPIC!
This can be a film. The true Joe is lifeless, as a consequence of a neck stretching at Gitmo and the present Joe is an actor doing his half to make the left imagine he is in command. If the debates occur I believe the present Joe will act simply high-quality. He may present some indicators of dimensia, however total he’ll do what he’s suppose to do, act proper, and never make any gaffs. He might be cognizant of all points put forth and have some good factors to make. A couple of times he’ll stare off into area simply to maintain the facade going, however total he’ll just do high-quality. Keep in mind, the film has been produced and is now being watched by tens of millions. It can not go off the rails, Q and his workforce have already found out what can go improper and have put failsafes in place. Let’s simply watch the debates and luxuriate in an excellent model of popcorn. Plus, how else can Q show to the left that Joe is not all there than by exhibiting him for ninety minutes flubbing phrases, and staring off into area. Not an excessive amount of, however simply sufficient to have the arduous Lefties start to query his capability to be President.
That is actually a phenomenon amongst QAnon adherents: There are a lot of who imagine that Trump remains to be president. In brief, the concept is that Trump noticed that the election can be stolen, so he declared a state of emergency and, in consequence, remains to be president, and that every little thing we’ve seen since 2020 is a continuation of the Trump administration, together with the puppet Biden actor obscuring Trump’s actual function as president. In order for you the total and really loopy story, you may try this Substack.
Curiously, this remark goes unanswered. Even a few of the most ardent Q supporters are like … “nah, dude.”
May the demonrats be setting him as much as fail, to allow them to exchange him?
Biden challenged Trump to the talk in order that he may fail and get replaced. Good!
I used to be excited about the talk right now. Do not they’ve gadgets these days that may repeatedly infuse remedy into your physique, like hormones and insulin? What in the event that they do one thing like that to him, as a substitute of injections and stuff that put on off?
If solely …
Trump ought to put on gloves or coat his hand in nonpermeable and contact nothing Trump ought to eat out of cans for 48 hrs as much as occasion Trump ought to NOT drink their water however convey his personal bottled water Trump ought to NOT shake arms with out nonpermeable coating. Trump ought to demand Biden take full panel drug take a look at by unbiased lab like labcorps or higher and refuse the talk if Biden declines Trump ought to let RFK Jr within the debate and be tremendous respectful to RFK jr however to not Biden Trump ought to convey a fan and purpose it at Biden and say the infant odor is distracting…do you odor a diaper change? I can not debate a man who shit his pants
I’m telling you, “Biden did well because he’s on a drug that makes him sharp, but he takes it only some of the time” is a actually bizarre conspiracy.
Folks have an earpiece and people particular contact lenses.
Uh, what particular contact lenses?
He is perhaps a double carrying masks
They have to’ve labored the entire pants-shitting glitches out of Chinese language Robo-Biden 3000. Ha!
Mockingly, it’s Trump who’s glitching lately. From a current rally:
Trump: No water in your taps. You ever attempt shopping for a brand new dwelling and also you activate. You need to wash your hair otherwise you wanna wash your arms. You activate the water and it goes drip, drip the cleaning soap. You possibly can’t get it off your hand. So you retain it operating for about 10 instances longer. You making an attempt, the worst is your hair. I’ve this lovely luxuriant hair and I put stuff on. I put it in lather. I like a number of lather as a result of I prefer it to come back out extraordinarily dry as a result of it appears to be barely thicker that means. And I lather up and then you definitely activate this loopy bathe and the factor drip, drip and also you say I am gonna be right here for 45 minutes. What? There’s a lot water. You do not know what to do with it. You realize, it is known as rain. It rains rather a lot in sure locations. However, now their concept, you already know, did you see the opposite day? They only, I opened it up they usually closed it once more. I opened it, they shut it, washing machines to scrub your dishes. There’s a drawback. They do not need you to have any water. They need no water
Rattling, Trump sounds even crazier than the QAnon discussion board posters.
Tremendous has finished nothing however give USA an excellent take a look at his situation. There isn’t any drug out there that can permit him to compete with a trump. My bets are they’ll dismiss debates over some type of catastrophe
I’ll take that guess.
I imagine 3 Bidens on the market. The articulate one needs to be the one exhibiting up for debate.
Is not there a model of him that’s articulate?They’re cloning individuals now.
There are methods to find out if somebody is a clone: lacking knowledge enamel, flat-footed, irregular genitalia. Additionally, their gait might be totally different from the unique.
That’s oddly particular for a factor that doesn’t exist.
He is acquired no less than two in entrance of him to assist him. If Trump sees that Biden will not be effectively, Trump will say we. Have to cease this so can get medical attention- it will be wonderful
That is unnecessary, and it nonetheless makes extra sense than Trump on the stump.
He’ll be filled with Adrenochrome. I heard he actually cannot get off the bed with out it.
OMG, I simply heard that Biden actually can’t get off the bed with out adrenochrome. I heard it in a QAnon discussion board, so you already know it’s legit.
Blood transfusion from kids. A part of the times lengthy preparation.
Many aged, wealthy globalists are doing this simply to remain alive and be capable of transfer and speak.
You simply knew antisemitism would ultimately present up.
He’ll go into the talk in a wheel chair. No means he may stand for 10 minutes.
There are movies of him standing for longer than 10 minutes each freakin’ day. On the State of the Union handle, the lights had been turned off within the chambers as a result of Biden was standing round socializing—after standing for over an hour whereas he gave the speech. So what occurs when he reveals up performing all regular, like he all the time does?
Clones, medication, masked doubles, and so on. …
My guess is the ten days of no Joe earlier than the talk is them implanting an ear machine in him. In all probability additionally a steady remedy pump to prop him up and alter his meds as wanted so he can stay via the talk and sound considerably coherent. The water they’ll allow them to have might be spiked with no matter they want and he might be directed at particular instances to drink it to be able to get the meds into him. He has a complete panic occurring behind the scenes round him working to get him via this debate. I waited for him to fail the debates in 2020, they usually limped him via. My guess is they’ll limp him via once more and I might be upset of their effort when Joe does not say one thing idiotic.
For the report, Biden has been out and about. Unsure the place they acquired the “no Joe for 10 days” factor.
Dude is correct, although: He will be upset.
A newer publish on the positioning is titled “Trump should take the drug test before the debate regardless of whether Biden does, to win the worker vote while making Biden look ‘elitist’ (which americans hate). And here’s what he should say too.”
Trump ought to say, “I need to be your worker. Like lots of you across the nation, who’re subjected to drug testing, I until will undergo drug testing. It is what’s truthful.
“As per usual, My opponent thinks he’s above this, and thinks he’s above the law and the rules and the attitudes and values of our society. He lets his sons many international racketeering financial crimes slide. He himself is involved, but you can’t expect the boss to police himself. No. Cheaters always cheat. Biden is probably being pumped full of performance enhancing drugs but you’ll never know, because he won’t LET you know.”
“My administration will take a different approach. I want to tell you everything and let the chips fall where they may. I want to declassify everything and make some arrests, and since they went after me, I don’t have to be polite with them anymore”
Yup, that’ll lock up the “worker vote.” I positive hope Trump doesn’t take this recommendation!
The remark thread to that publish is kinda lame, however I did like this one:
I do not perceive why he has agreed to debate on cnn however I think about no matter they’ve deliberate is about to backfire spectacularly
There’s all the time one one that’s like, “wait a second…,” however is then drowned out by stuff like “‘The boss’ should be ‘the big guy’ instead to make a direct reference to the laptop messages,” as a result of QAnon nuts assume the remainder of America is as knee-deep into their conspiracies as they’re.
